Merry Xmas!

If the baby Jesus had been conceived in Queens, he would've definitely met an untimely death at the hands of a morning-after pill.

Curious objects found on the streets of East Elmhurst:

UNWANTED BABY DETECTOR

so did she pop a squat?

Luckily, she's not pregnant; because I'm sure the newborn would've been found in laying in the gutter 9 months later too.

In this day & age, I wonder if anyone would still buy into the excuse of an immaculate conception. Hmm!

Unemployment Benefits

Getting paid unemployment is awesome; my horoscope said so:

You will handle joint finances with ease and you will make gains through
gifts, inheritance, or other means of acquiring things that you don't work for
during this transit. (65%)

Something else that is awesome: my boyfriend, Oscar. He just bought me a new digi & it is almost as amazing as he is.

Welcome home, Sony Cybershot!

I promise to love, honor, & protect you for as long as we both shall live. Were going to have some wonderful times together, you & I...

Which brings me to the point of the story, as you can see, I now have a blog. I decided that a "blog" seems less juvenile than lets say, a livejournal ;] In addition, it will give me somewhere to rant &/or rave while I'm unemployed. After all, I do need some form of amusement. Seriously, what else would I do? My laundry? Pftt...!